Sorry about the lack of posts the last few days. I've been busy with training.
Anyway, this morning I was wandering half-asleep through the halls to the bathroom. I went inside a door marked "Males" and started to undress when I heard the strangest sound coming from the shower stall. Glancing around the corner I saw Master Yoda, standing under a stream of hot water, completely naked. I realized that I had walked into the Masters' Showers. I got dressed and scrambled out, back down the hall.
Now fully awake, I found my way to the correct bathroom and took a shower to wash away the image of naked Yoda.
Needless to say, it wasn't very successful. All through my attempts to study that day, I kept getting flashes of Yoda's wrinkled rear end.
Desperate for help, I went to Master Kenobi, who I am now having regular trauma therapy sessions with to recuperate from the horrifying sights and sounds of Yoda in the shower.
I'm still haunted by the images in my sleep, but when I turn my mind to other things (Such as Padmé), I'm able to relax.
That's All For Now,
Anakin Skywalker
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I'm a very special kind of idiot. Jar Jar roped me into helping him with the laundry. I was kind of careless and dumped a bunch of younglings' clothes in the washer.
As soon as I started the load, the washer exploded, throwing me backward. It was only thanks to the Force that I wasn't killed by a bludgeon to the head.
I got up and surveyed the damage. Then, I noticed the cause. It was a training lightsaber. It must have still been on one of the youngling's belts when I put it in the washer.
That's when Master Windu walked in and demanded to know what I'd done. I explained what had happened and he declared that my punishment would be to go and purchase a new set of washers. He gave me the credits, and I enlisted Jar Jar to go shopping with me. We finally found somewhere with the right quantity/quality of washers and, after some haggling, I purchased the machines.
Signing off now,
Anakin Skywalker
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This morning I went to go visit my friend Jar Jar Binks, who is a Representative to the Senate from Naboo. He's the only connection I have to Padmé Amidala, the beautiful Queen of Naboo, so I like to hang out with him. Also, his apartment is a better place to study than the Jedi Temple, where there's always some kind of racket going on, even in the library where it's supposed to be quiet.
Anyway, I got to Jar Jar's apartment, and whatever he was cooking caught fire. The flames soon engulfed the entire apartment.
Being the heroic padawan that I am, I got Jar Jar out and used the Force to contain the fire. Unfortunately, the incident left Jar Jar homeless.
That's when I remembered that Master Kenobi has a spare room.
I told Jar Jar this, and he was "muy muy excited."
It took a few minutes to get Obi-Wan on board, but once I convinced him it was what Qui-Gon would do, he was reluctantly in agreement to the new living arrangements. The stipulation being that it would only last until the repair droids fixed Jar Jar's senatorial apartment.
The next obstacle was Master Windu, but, surprisingly, of all people, Master Yoda convinced him that Jar Jar could take on janitorial duties at the Jedi Temple.
If anything, that sounds like more of a disaster to me than living with the Gungan, but we'll see how that goes.
That's all I've got for you today. I'll let you know how it's going tomorrow.
Anakin Skywalker
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