Anyway, this morning I was wandering half-asleep through the halls to the bathroom. I went inside a door marked "Males" and started to undress when I heard the strangest sound coming from the shower stall. Glancing around the corner I saw Master Yoda, standing under a stream of hot water, completely naked. I realized that I had walked into the Masters' Showers. I got dressed and scrambled out, back down the hall.
Now fully awake, I found my way to the correct bathroom and took a shower to wash away the image of naked Yoda.
Needless to say, it wasn't very successful. All through my attempts to study that day, I kept getting flashes of Yoda's wrinkled rear end.
Desperate for help, I went to Master Kenobi, who I am now having regular trauma therapy sessions with to recuperate from the horrifying sights and sounds of Yoda in the shower.
I'm still haunted by the images in my sleep, but when I turn my mind to other things (Such as Padmé), I'm able to relax.
That's All For Now,
Anakin Skywalker
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