As soon as I started the load, the washer exploded, throwing me backward. It was only thanks to the Force that I wasn't killed by a bludgeon to the head.
I got up and surveyed the damage. Then, I noticed the cause. It was a training lightsaber. It must have still been on one of the youngling's belts when I put it in the washer.
That's when Master Windu walked in and demanded to know what I'd done. I explained what had happened and he declared that my punishment would be to go and purchase a new set of washers. He gave me the credits, and I enlisted Jar Jar to go shopping with me. We finally found somewhere with the right quantity/quality of washers and, after some haggling, I purchased the machines.
Signing off now,
Anakin Skywalker
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